misc jokes

The dumb guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him.

The bouncer says, “Hey, what are you doing with that?”

“Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper ID and a tire.”

I’m going to buy a farm two miles long and half inch wide said Jed.
What, would you grow on a farm that size, asked Roger.
Spaghetti, said Jed.

Little Peter was taking his new puppy for a walk when a policeman stopped him.
“Has your dog got a license?” The policeman asked. “Oh, no,” answered Peter.
“He’s not old enough to drive.”

Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.