misc jokes

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the
flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?'
Greg asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

Did you hear about the man who divorced his wife for using four letter words?

He said, "Find Work."

Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?
A: A dream.

“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”