misc jokes

There are more important things than money, but they won’t date you if you don’t have any

A man who says he’ll go through anything for a woman usually has her bank account in mind.

Many a young man is looking for an older woman with a strong will – made out to him

"I have traveled just about all over the world."

"Wow, you must know geography well?"

"Oh yes, I spent 2 months there!"