misc jokes

Customer: What does this fly at the bottom of my cup mean?
Waiter: It means that the fly does not know how to swim!

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer