misc jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?

I was taking my weekly trip to the ice cream store. When I arrived cops surrounded the store & they had the store entrance sealed up. I asked a cop who was standing near by what happened, he replied "we were called by a member of the public who entered the store to find the owner lying face down on the floor and he was covered from head to toe in syrup, nut sprinkles and chocolate sprinkles." I asked what they thought happened and the cop replied, "He topped himself."

A beggar goes door-to-door looking for food, he rang on one door and a person comes out:
-What do you want?
Can I have some food?
-Do you mind if it is from yesterday?
Of course not
-So, come back tomorrow!

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.