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Favorite this joke Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short-cut!
An elderly man was remembering the good old days. “When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese, and 10 eggs.
Nowadays that is impossible... there are simply too many security cameras!
The new chairman, giving his acceptance speech at the annual meeting of a local society club indicated his concern...
"In most associations half the members do most of the work while the other half does nothing. Beginning today this will change. From this day forward this will be reversed!"
What do you get when a stoner, Jedi and surgeon walk into a bar?
Blunt Force Trauma.
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