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Rocking Education
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How do you get into the School of Rock?

How else, you rock enroll.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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How Much
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Me: How much are tickets?

Ticketmaster: They’re $55 each.

Me: Ok I’ll take two.

TM: Great that’ll be $847.83.

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CATEGORY Pop Culture Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Sunday School
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The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny.

"How did you find that out?" his mother asked.

"Well, she never stops talking about Jesus," he replied.

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Bathroom Supply
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In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.

We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.

Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working a shift as a waitress.

As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, "HEY! You're the man who needs a shower!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |