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A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.
The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."
Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be.
"Paw Patrol, of course," said the girl.
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"
"Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine."
A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.
She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"
He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."
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