Best Jokes

During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes a depression?

One of the students wrote: "God knows! I don't. Merry Christmas!"

The exam paper came back with the prof's notation: "God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year."

Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.

Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?

Him: What did you say?

Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?

Him: I thought you asked for ten!

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.