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Favorite this joke Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.
Mother: That I’d like to see.
Father: Take a look.
Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that?
Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!
In a European town the streets were cleared for an annual race.
The second place driver said the winner cheated by using one of those round intersections with several exits as a shortcut.
In the end the judges decided the winner did no wrong.
After all, turnabout is fair play.
The IRS is out of control...
Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!
Two friends arranged to meet at a store in the local mall. One never showed up, so the other went home. When they talked later that night, the second woman asked the first what had happened.
"It was terrible, "the first woman said. "I was on the escalator on my way to meet you, and it suddenly stopped running. I stood there for over an hour while they fixed it."
"You stood on the escalator for an hour while he fixed it?" the second friend asked
"Of course, what else would I do?"
"You dummy! Why didn't you sit down?"
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