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Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |
2 votes

What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
2 votes

Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK

2 votes

posted by "little Show" |