Best Jokes

What is the favorite American car in Norway?

Why it's the Fjord Mustang of course.

How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?

You measure its vealocity.

A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"

A driver visiting a big city for the first time stopped at a red light. But when the light turned green, he stayed where he was.

After the light changed several more times and he still didn't move, a traffic cop ran over and inquired politely, "What's wrong? Don't we have any colors you like?"