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Favorite this joke There's a new emotional support group. We already had Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Gamblers Anonymous. Now we have Ramblers Anonymous.
It’s a group for people who are addicted to babbling on endlessly... but are not self-aware enough to realize they’re doing it... they like to talk, but can’t seem to get to the point…or any point... it's expected that each meeting will run several hours... and then some...
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”
I said, “No, not particularly."
An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."
Liam: "Who told you that?"
Polly looked the other way and said nothing..
Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."
Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."
Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.
“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.
The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"
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