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Men Under 30 Don't Own Suits
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A new survey shows that 60% of men under the age of 30 don't own a suit...

Then again, those of us over 30 that have a suit don't know if they still fit.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Bill's Change
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"Bill's nowhere near the fool he was."

"Has he reformed?"

"No, he's dieting."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Car Dreams
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A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. Another night I dreamed I was a BMW. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"

"Relax," says the doctor, "you're just having an auto-body experience."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Two Yogurts Walk Into A Bar
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured!"

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posted by "merk" |