SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
A lot of people cry when they cut onions...
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.
But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.
But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.
But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.
What to do?
I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.
I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.
I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.