"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"
"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."
"Someday I intend on reading it as well."
A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.
As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.
Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he's been waiting to cross?"
American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.
1) They don’t have a woman.
2) They have a woman.
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains!