Best Jokes

Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink.

The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”

The helium doesn’t react.

Lately my wife has been telling me, when she gets out of bed, she has a headache...

Maybe I should tell her to get out of bed feet first.

A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."