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Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

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posted by "Marty" |
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A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up.

Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100.”

The spiritual leader simply says, “I see.”

After a small pause, of his pupil asks him, “Which one would you have picked up, oh Wise One?”

Looking straight into his eyes the leader answers, “I’d have picked up both.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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A surgeon, who had just gotten his suit back from the tailor shop, goes back to the shop and says, "My suit just fell apart!"

"Oh my!" the tailor replies. "Do you know how this could have happened?"

"I don't know," the surgeon replies. "It was fine until I took the stitches out."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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The key to happiness is low expectations.


Lower, nope lower.





Keeeeeep going...

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posted by "aod318" |