Best Jokes

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards!

How is a snail stronger than an elephant?

Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

How do you know when you're getting old?

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.