Best Jokes

I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many."

Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?"

"No, sir, birthdays!"

Fun Fact!!!

Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

Dad jokes leave me numb.

But math jokes leave me number.

My kids are so open to experiencing culture.

They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant.