Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”
What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
1Forrest1
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Little Henry sits at the dinner table. He reaches for his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?"
Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap, mom!"