Best Jokes

I struck a deal with my local gym.

They wanted $24 a month if I show up, but only $12 a month if I don't show up.

That's 50% off!

Bob: "Uh, I’m bored."

Susie: "How bored are you Bob?"

Bob: "Plywood..."

Health inspector: "I'm afraid you have too many roaches in here."

Restaurant owner: "How many am I allowed?"

I only went to the pub for 'Naked Happy Hour'...

But I stayed until clothing time.