Of all the letters which has the most hemoglobin?
According to the British, it’s the Bloody 'L'.
Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:
1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!
2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.
3. Price is now in gold bullion.
4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.
5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.
"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"
"Your call is very important to us...
... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."