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Favorite this joke A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area.
She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The man replies, “I’m married.”
The woman continues to flirt, “Just tell her you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital.”
The man replies, “Tell her yourself. She’s the one doing your hair.”
A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.
Now I’ve heard everything.
A team leader of the Police Unit directed officers to strategic positions around a building late one night. It was believed a dangerous suspect was hiding out within the area.
Believing the culprit to be on the roof, the lead decided to have an officer shine his flash-light in that direction.
At just the right moment, he whispered, "Okay, throw a light on the roof."
The officer hurled his flashlight to the top of the building.
My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.
I said no.
He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.
I then thought, I could actually win this.
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