Best Jokes

The wife ran into the house, screaming to her actor husband,...

"Darling, come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating up on our kids!"

An 8 year boy was visiting his grandma who he hadn't seen for awhile.

She immediately said, “My, I think you have grown another foot!”

Without missing a beat, the boy quickly responded, “And it's really hard buying shoes with three feet!”

My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.