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Favorite this joke Little Girl: "Daddy, what do you have to do to become a doctor?"
Daddy: "You have to do well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college, then go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."
Little Girl (after some thought): "What do you have to do to be queen?"
Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?
Because they have appeal.
What’s the difference between a mirror and a chatterbox?
One reflects without talking, the other talks without reflecting.
What’s the difference between a 16 ounces and a pianist?
One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.
What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question she had.
Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom... think of something to ask it."
As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"
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