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Favorite this joke Mike and John were talking about their coworker, Dan.
Mike: What happened to Dan today? He didn’t show up to work this morning.
John: Oh, Dan’s in the hospital getting treatment for a few broken bones.
Mike: What happened? I saw him dancing with a woman at the bar last night.
John: Yeah, unfortunately so did his wife.
If I like it, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a while ago, it's mine.
If I say it is mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you're having fun with it, it's definitely mine.
If you lay it down, it's mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.
After the accident, I told the police officer I thought the driver of the other vehicle was drunk.
He told me the other vehicle was a cow.
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me,...
So from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller!
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