"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be really sad when I die."
The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...
She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”
Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?
Little Johnny: A mouse.
Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.
Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
Car go...
Car go who?
No, car go beep beep!