Dolphin baby: How did you and Mom meet?
Dolphin Dad: We met in school.
Dolphin Mom: Don’t…
Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked
When butterflies fall in love...
Do they feel humans in their stomachs?
You are dust, and you will return to dust...
That's why I don't dust, it could be someone I know.
Top 5 Signs that you Travel Agent is not very good:
Just booked your cruise to Las Vegas.
He spelled Europe with a ‘Y'.
Just asked, "How do you feel about cattle cars?"
Picks connecting flights using the "Eeny! Miney! Mo" method.
Just said, "England? Never heard of it!"