It's winter time, the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love, when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around...
I could never leave 'cause I'm frozen to the ground!
Just spoke with Bill Withers.
I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"
You know why dogs have no money?
No pockets.
An American bought the fastest car ever created.
He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"
The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"