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Favorite this joke I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion...
The onion cried.
The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"
"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"
In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.
"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"
I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'"
In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.
The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.
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