Best Jokes

The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...

Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.

Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.

I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.

Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.

My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.

You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.

I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.

After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.

“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”