Best Jokes

Whenever my wife uses the phrase, "I was thinking... "

That means I either have to move, build, paint, or buy something."

All of my friends have such expensive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat?

Chicago.

A lady married her husband's brother after she became a widow.

A few days passed, a friend came to her house. Upon seeing the picture of her ex husband on the wall, the friend asked, "Who is that?"

The lady replied, "Oh well, that's my brother-in-law."