Best Jokes

Q: What do you call someone who is terrified of getting their Covid-19 jab?

A: A catastro-pfizer

What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.

I didn't get pulled over or anything...

I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.