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Favorite this joke I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer.
I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific.
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?
"But wait... there's myrrh!"
While watching the tv show "Sisters", my then 5 year old daughter was having a hard time understanding how one sister was expecting a baby but the baby belonged to a different sister.
After explaining to her that the egg from one sister was placed inside the body of the expectant sister, she then asked, "Does the egg have shells?"
A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"
The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”
The woman replies, “Parker”
After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”
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