Best Jokes

Two guys sitting at the bar were talking.

The first one said, "Last week when I left here a car pulled out in front of me and caused an accident but the officer took me to jail."

The other guy at the bar replied, "That's too bad you were blamed. I think some cops are bias if you've been drinking. Let me see that ticket."

The first guy handed it over. The other guy looked it over and said, "Wow, this cop very bias and he's lying too... he's claiming you hit a parked car."

"Somehow I can't get Jack to propose."

"Can't you give him a hint in some way?"

"I do. Every time he lights my cigarette, I blow smoke-rings toward him."

Sex is like art...

Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Bobby: Grandpa, why doesn't Superman fight crime anymore?

Grandpa: Inflation.

Bobby: Why inflation?

Grandpa: He can't afford to leave all those clothes in phone booths.

Bobby: What's a phone booth?