Best Jokes

Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

Will get a reward.

"What's that you're reading?"

"A diary."

"What's in it?"

"I can't tell you that! A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. Besides, this belongs to Mary."

My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.

She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.

My new AARP membership arrived in today’s mail as a scratch & sniff card.

I scratch my head over saving a buck on a hotel room and sniff back the tears of joining the blue-haired 4:45 dinner special.