My family likes to sing carols during the holidays. Alas, I have a cold this year, so when I offered to lead one of the carols, my cousin suggested that I sing away in a manger...
Far, far away, in a manger.
Golf balls are like eggs...
They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
"Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"
"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."