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Favorite this joke I was reading the parable of the Good Shepherd to my little girl for her bedtime story. I got to the part about the Good Shepherd counting the 99 sheep, expecting to have 100, and getting ready to go out to find that one lost sheep.
Great bedtime story, great message about a father's infinite love, right?
Then my daughter asks, "Daddy, he was counting sheep, right? When he was counting those ninety-nine sheep, why didn't he fall asleep when he got to around number 20?"
A homeowner leans over his fence, holding a football, and shouts to two small boys on the other side of the street, "Is this your ball?"
"Did it hit anything, mister?" one of the boys asks.
"No."
"Then it's ours."
My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.
It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.
I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
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