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Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

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posted by "merk" |

Girlfriend: “Let’s go to Utah!”

Boyfriend: “Why Utah?”

Girlfriend: Because I’m Short and Utah!”

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes

posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |

The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away.

Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes

posted by "nerdasaurus" |

She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them.

So she changed her name to JKM345.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes

posted by "greens52" |