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Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery.
I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where the batteries are, I need one in my kitchen."
The clerk asked, "Is it for a clock?"
I said, "I don't know, that's why I need a battery."
I called into my crappy job last week and said that I was sick.
My boss asked me what was wrong, and I said that I had something wrong with my eyes.
When asked to elaborate, I said that I couldn't see myself coming into work today.
"I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don't speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?"
"None at all, however those who listened to me sure did."
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