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Favorite this joke It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.
Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!
Fish Number One: "I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to get out of this lake."
Fish Number Two: "Looks like you've already donated. Now what's your excuse?"
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, "I can tell the force is within you!"
The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, "No, actually it passed about five minutes ago."
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