Best Jokes

My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.

Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"

At a job Interview...

“What are your strengths?”

“I take matters in my own hands.”

"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”

“No, I will contact you."

Please post shorter puns!

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