Best Jokes

Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?

Answer: Hilarios.

A man was boasting to his kids that when he was young, the young ladies would be chasing after him.

The kids (naturally) went to the man’s mother and asked if it were true. The grandma says, “Well, kids, it’s mostly true but I wouldn’t quite put it like that.”

“How would you put it, grandma?” asked the kids.

“I’d say the young ladies were chasing him AWAY!”

Billy: That's not true, who told you that Bobby?

Bobby: A little bird told me.

Billy: Who was it, was it Daffy Duck?