If I'm counting right...
It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.
No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.
On March 10, 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made the very first telephone call!
Two days later, an incoming call informed him that the extended warranty on his horse and buggy was expired.
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.
So I called her Bluff.