Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?
Son: In a straight line.
Rob Schneider says he would sacrifice his career in support of his political beliefs.
I don't know what his beliefs are, but frankly, that's not really much of a sacrifice.
"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."
"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."
Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...
Will get a reward.