Best Jokes

"I just changed my Facebook name to 'No one'."

"Why did you do that?"

"So when I see a dumb post, I can click like and it will say no one like this."

Knock knock...

Who’s there?

Irene.

Irene who?

Irene and Irene, but no one answers...

I spilled spot remover on my dog...

He's gone now.

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"

His response was, "My mother can."

The teacher replied, "Really?"

The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."