Best Jokes

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My dry cleaner very generously provides a stack of free newspapers for his customers.

As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers."

Oh, don't worry about us," he chuckled. "Nothing dirties clothes more than newsprint."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?

Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The biggest and roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference...

Apparently he acquired his size from too much pi.

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posted by "danmug" |
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Dear Algebra Teacher,

Please stop asking us to find your X!

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posted by "wadejagz" |