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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call a funny janitor?

A comodian!

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "gman" |
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John: "When I was taking psychology classes in college, they taught us that the first sign that someone is going insane is that they grow hair on their knuckles."

Fred: (While looking at his knuckles) "Really? I didn't know that."

John: "Yes. And do you know what the second sign is?"

Fred: "No. What?"

John: "Looking for it."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Wife: "I feel like you are always pushing me around and talking behind my back."

Husband: "Well, honey, you are in a wheelchair...."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Kilgore Trout" |