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Favorite this joke To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"
"I am just drying my sweat."
Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"
Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."
Little Johnny came home from Sunday School with the distressing news news that he had lost the penny given to him for the collection.
"But Johnny, this is the third Sunday in a row that you have lost your penny," indicated his mother.
"Well," replied Johnny, "I gotta win sooner or later."
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